This didn't work - I have Windows XP, and recalculating gives everything a "#name" result. Might be me, might be the program, might be a gremlin, but it didn't work for me. Too bad, I liked the idea.

A well constructed, if overly engineered, spreadsheet. It is protected, so to generate a new sword, one must hit 'F9' or whichever hotkey is tied to 'calculate'

I'd rate it higher, but a problem arises when more abilities are generated than will fit within a cell. Again, since the cells are protected, you can't resize, and you can't copy and paste the contents elsewhere.