Palms Passing Parcel & Logistics Guild by Ryan Hennessy (@rdotwrites)
What you have here is an entire mail, delivery and logistics guild with a storied history, ranks cut from a different cloth than your regular postal workers, august members and exploits across various planes, specialised equipment to ensure the job gets done right and a whole bundle of well thought-out, wittily named adventure seeds with advice and hooks that link them to various official campaigns, including a number for Rime of the Frostmaiden, as well as Lost Mines of Phandelver, Dragon Heist, Descent into Avernus and Curse of Strahd! They even have a professional logo!
This is a clearly a labour of love; so well designed and described as to be utterly ingrained in Forgotten Realms and Sword Coast lore as to have truly convinced me Palms Passing Parcels & Logistics Guild have always been in the canon, it just took this document to shine the light on their dedicated work!
Introduction
“The package takes priority no matter what and getting it to its destination requires a certain mentality.
By any means necessary. Do you have what it takes?”
We are introduced to the Palms Passing Parcel & Logistics Guild who are a guild of postal workers, couriers, who travel the length and breadth of the Sword Coast (and have even made deliveries to the Underdark, Shadowfell, even the Elemental Planes, and lived to tell the tale) that “are known to deliver anything requested of them and when they say anything, they mean, any thing.” This means they operate by their own charter and they dedicated members with flaunt laws and do some park our to ensure things get delivered.
Humble Beginnings
The rich history of the guild established by Kartuffeus “The World Climber” Spritelson, in response to the need for the transportation and delivery of any and all things after the Spellplague necessitated the need for mundane means, entrenches the guild in the history and lore, as well as telling a fascinating tale of perseverance and tenacity.
Calling of the Courier Organization
The organisation and operation of the Guild is laid out in great detail, much of which could easily be cribbed and shared with the players as an in-world artefact due to the way it is presented.
Each rank presented with description, duties and examples, as well as notable members, director of the order, and delightful descriptions of the colours and patterns that denote them - From the Paisley Pageboys to the prestigious ranks of the Damask Deliverers who don’t flinch in the face of wartime communication and the Chinoiserie Channelers whose discretion would be legendary if their circumspection wasn’t beyond reproach.
Insightful DM tips are dotted throughout the supplement providing advice on everything from bringing the Guild to life, getting the players involved to creating quests and sowing seeds in seminars and assignments.
Principles of the Courier
The creed and operation are clearly laid out with the golden rule being to “ensure that the package is delivered in superb condition by any means necessary” with an insistence that “teamwork makes the dream work!”
Tools of the Trade
Eleven new items with the rank at which the guild makes them available to its members are included to ensure the job gets done, from the “Telescoping Ladder” which reaches a maximum height,"50 feet” and “can even be used as a makeshift bridge to cross over gaps and difficult terrain”, a “Vault Rig...for you, your friend and the other guy who will eventually travel your path” allowing the installation of a magical vault that is opened with the Command Phrase “By Any Means Necessary”, the “Egghead Monocular”, a fancy eyeglass that “allows the user to chart or survey their locations accordingly”, “Arrow Driver Pitons” when, “perhaps a delivery chit requires you to deliver a document discretely to a young noble in a highly secure compound unbeknownst to the prying eyes of his controlling parents? Now, no one is saying that you should scale the walls of their villa, circumvent the roving security guards and climb into the noble’s private bedroom via his balcony, but… by any means necessary, courier”, and many more with storied origins.
The Life of a Dungeon Master & Their Mailmen
“To breathe life into an occupation otherwise treated thanklessly in a world of god slayers and dragon tamers is quite the endeavor. I have no doubt that you will hit the mark every time - even though some couriers need to be reminded of what can be done to help their fellow guild mates!
There’s always another package, always another path undiscovered…”
Random Effects Tables
Four tables of d10 random effects for Forest, Snow/ Tundra, Jungle, and Desert, with all manner of fascinating encounters, including getting attacked by awakened trees that are" timid and attempt to hide as a tree”, connecting with operatives from the enclave for assistance, natural hurdles to master like a “600ft tall vertical sand bowl that stretches about 1 mile around, and signs from previous PPP&L peoples such as finding a “ rolled up parchment in a bottle reads, “Rest here, you’ll thank me later.”...signed by a Niloc Dawnstrong” under a particularly restful spot.
Adventure Hooks
Thirteen well thought-out, wittily named adventure seeds with advice and hooks that link them to various official campaigns, including a number for Rime of the Frostmaiden, as well as Lost Mines of Phandelver, Dragon Heist, Descent into Avernus and Curse of Strahd, with appropriate rank suggestions are provided.
Glossary of Terms
This is seriously something special, crafted with love and care that will only enhance your game with an entire guild and so much more. It’s rare to see this kind of supplement that adds something whole cloth and made of such fine material.
About the Author
Ryan Hennessy has been roleplaying since before he even entered double digits. From text-based forum roleplaying to MMOs and JRPGs, it was only a matter of time before he threw his first d20. It just happened to be a little later than most during 5th edition. Now, his life seems to have taken a different turn, finally embracing what he’s always wanted to do – creating great content for great games. When not writing like an absolute maniac or hanging with his super cool family, he and his friends have finally decided to take the plunge by streaming their D&D sessions on Twitch via their group, Ante Up! Bringing an especially different take to the world of streaming D&D while attempting to keep to the fantastic source material of WoTC and Ed Greenwood, Ryan and his friends are going to be doing this for quite some time. Might be a good idea to say you bought his first supplement now?
You can find their stream at https://www.twitch.tv/anteupdnd You can reach Ryan at his email rdotwrites@gmail.com You can reach him on Twitter as well under the handle @rdotwrites.
Special Thanks Special thanks to Rebecca, my partner in crime and the one who pushed me to finally take the dive into doing what I truly care about. Anthony, my best friend, who constantly put down everything he was doing to review and edit whatever I put in front of him. My brother, Colin and my mother, Regina, who constantly cast bardic inspiration on me when I roll less than ideal in life.
A little monkey named Lola helped me with the Random Terrain Tables too.
If anything goes wrong or I get sued because of this supplement, you can reach out to the four of them.
Special Credit Everything realized from my mental state to the page formatted is thanks to the geniuses over at Homebrewery.
Thanks for making this dream reality for me.
The cover art was created by the magnificent JLODESIGNS. You can find his work here: https://www.fiverr.com/jlodesigns?source=gig-cards
The Palms Passing Logo was created by the great USAMASALIM. You can find his work here: https://www.fiverr.com/usamasalim
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