Unbridled Anthology from Oliver Clegg (@deathbybadger) et al
I was preparing an adventure for a game to cheer up a friend and cackling maniacally to myself when I realised my quick and dirty review was left mouldering in my notes, which is no place for it. Much like this universe is no place for something as unholy and pure as this anthology of gorgeous awfulness!
I have been ridiculously excited for this since Oliver first uttered his intention for this project, backwards in an eldritch dialect only the gayest unicorns can understand (it may have been ancient camp form of Scouse).
If you were worried D&D was already ruined... Hooboi!!!
After reading this I’ve had to force the flaccid eggs that were once my eyes back into the smoking craters of their sockets, but I can confirm it’s so much worse & more glorious than you could’ve imagined!
Despite getting noticed by senpai Crawford, you’re going to want to download this ASAP, before someone who actually wears a ‘suit’ to their ‘job’ at Hasbro decides to nuke D&D so hard only the radioactive hagroachicorns from Volume 2 (like there’s going to be a volume 2 lmfao!) are all that’s left.
I’m not saying this is worth the quote unquote ‘world’s greatest roleplaying game’ ceasing to exist, but I can’t think of a more fabulous, rainbow-vomit-caked way for it to get euthanized!
You simply must buy this, if not at least to discover for yourself how pure, wretched, queer and brilliant this is from blink crocodiles to hagbaxis thirstier than your Everything But the Girl cover band, Deserted Miss Lorraine!
Producer: Oliver Clegg
Editors: Catherine Evans, Liz Gist, TK Johnson Writers: Catherine Evans, Alicia Furness, Jessica Marcrum, Liz Gist, Joshua Barbeau, Jonny Robertson, Kai Linder, Alison Huang, Jacky Leung, Em Miller, A. Kelly Lane, Kat Kruger, R. Morgan Slade, Richard Malena-Webber, Zeke Gonzalez, Kayla Bayens, Matthew Whitby, Brittney Hay, Oliver Clegg
Cover Illustrator: Lluis Abadias
Interior Illustrators: Kevin Miller, David Markiwsky, Lluis Abadias, Xan Larson, Liz Gist, Ignacio Santander-Alfonso
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