This was actually quite funny.

I have to say that if your party is always complaining that they dont get magic items then this is for you. the items though magical are actually quite funny and shoulod bring some laughs from your table.

There are a ferw spelling mistakes but its easily overlooked and not that big of a deal.

I will be using Bert or one of his associates Bert during the depths of undermountain which is Dungeon of the Mad Mage.

I cant wait to give them the sales pitch sell them an item and then they find out what it does. I envisage the guy down there opening his jacket and having items on either side for sale

A collection of 21 oddball magic items. To say useless, I'd disagree, but they certainly aren't items any power gamer will be striving for. However players that like a good unique thing they've never seen before? Oh, they'll love these.