There are NO RULES in the download! Just 2 play sheets with no explanation of what the heck to do. Totally worthless.

Forget Blood in the Chocolate. Forget Broodmother Skyfortress. Forget Veins in the Earth. This, right here, is the product that best represents the genius of the OSR. From the double "by" on the cover to the hastily drawn poor imitations of Scrap Princess's award-winning illustrations, this adventure scenario bleeds quality on every virtual page. Is it playable? Maybe. If you are drunk on cheap gin and cranberry juice. But who cares! No one downloads this stuff to actually play it; we download it to complain and moan about how it doesn't measure up to whatever whimsical personal aesthetic we cling to like guns and astroglide. So make haste and download this today to experience the supposed genius of the MBC collective. It's like a parody, only not.

This is an excellent, flexible supplement punched up in old school indie punk zine style. If you can't find something here to spark your imagination or enhance your game, then there's no hope for you. Random tables, random adventure generation, cool & insane magic items -- this is a throwback zine that has a future!