This friggin' rules. All these games are easy and fun. Especially good for online parties, which is great for Things Being As They Are.

One of those weird, wonderful incitement games. I want to play this at a long party so badly but will probably never get a weird enough group for it.

The drink recipe was a nice touch.

9/10 rating! A very cool micro-RPG! It would be great for a spontaneous game during a rainy day, at night while out camping, or at a boring gathering/party with nothing to do. A real "beer and pretzels" game! This would be a good way to introduce RPGs to newbies, as the system isn't very rules-crunchy. My only complaint is that, unless I grossly misread the rules, a lot of the animal category entries give you penalties instead of bonuses. That's like making a hero with the "powers" of being completely blind and deaf, but nothing else to compensate for it. That's why I rated this 9/10 instead of giving it a full 10.

Anyways, great work!