Goblonia is one of the best Indy games I’ve ever encountered. In terms of the desirability of having this in your collection, I’d put this up alongside classics like Dogs In the Vineyard, Ten Candles, or Dread. While it’s not the most original game you might encounter - it is heavily inspired by Blades in the Dark for example – it offers what I think is a near perfect mixture of elements that you would want in a casual RPG that doesn’t demand a lot of investment but which rewards skilled thespianism. I personally wouldn’t run it as a lengthy campaign, but it is the sort of game which I could totally see players wanting to continue and progressing over time either alongside a more crunchy game as a change of pace or else for a group that doesn’t meet the stereotype of an every week tabletop RPG group like extended family can’t meet regularly or a group that has it’s usual interests in board games and cRPGs but also has enjoyed branching out into story games.

If you are undecided about Goblonia and have no interest in running a campaign, I strongly recommend spending $5 to pick up the pay what you want ‘Quick and Dirty Edition’ that has all the rules you need to start play. This more expensive rulebook, is mostly focused not on the rules but describing the setting and how to run an RPG within it and on more extensive campaigns.

There is an enormous number of things to like about Goblonia, especially when running shorter games. First, its setting straddles a line between grim and ridiculous, so that you can tune the game to be either over the top ridiculous loony fun or else dark, horrifying and more serious drama as would suit the enjoyment of the group. The game can be as cartoonish or gritty as desired. You can focus on the mad cap zaniness of bumbling goblin terrorists implementing the stupidest plans for the least reasonable of ends in what is explicitly a futile effort to free themselves for the tyrannical rule of their fey betters, or you can take the plight of the goblins seriously with all the horror, tragedy, and pain that the setting entails. Whatever works for your group, from fart jokes to Shakespeare to Shakespearean fart jokes is going to fit perfectly in the setting. Unlike some more pretentious story telling games, I think this is going to work fine no matter what level of thespian skill the group has and is not going to be threatening in any way. It’s really hard to role-play a goblin wrong.

Another quirky feature that adds a lot to the experience is the fortune system is based off of drawing from a pack of ordinary playing cards – one pack per participant – and conflicts are resolved through simple card mechanics familiar to anyone who plays Poker or Rummy or the like. Face cards if used in the contest create success with complication. Jacks for example represent injury, while Queens represent succumbing to the temptation to stop resisting the Fey overlords, and Kings represent catastrophic complications. There is also a nice rewards system for leaning into failure, which can be especially useful if it’s obvious you are going to fail anyway. It’s a very light weight system, but it has enough math and calculation involved to engage the tactical game centered aesthetics for players who focus on winning. Moreover, like the Jenga mechanics of Dread, the rules create a natural timer that almost forces sessions to come to conclusion within the natural space of time leading to lean story arcs with good pacing without a lot of heavy lifting by the GM and only minimal illusionism to steer the game to a finale on time.

Because the system is light, character creation is equally lightweight. Premade characters are easy enough to do, and experienced RPers could probably go from no understanding of the rules to having a character ready to go in under 5 minutes. However, there are plenty of opportunities for self-expression as the game uses a simple set of classes each with their own customizable moves and calls, similar to games using the Apocalypse engine.

I do have one nitpick with the game and that’s with the six ability scores. I get what the author is going for here, but I don’t think it quite works. The idea behind the non-traditional six ability scores is to define them broadly enough and vaguely enough that they don’t become straight-jackets around player creativity. Instead of describing what the character is good at, they are intended to describe the approach to problem solving the character is good at. This works well enough for a one shot that you are probably not going to notice problems the first time you play or even the second. Some groups may blithely go on and never have a problem with it. But as a long time GM who is sensitive to these sort of things, I worry about how this vagueness is going to create tension along two lines. The first is that in my opinion, the fundamental rule of an RPG is “Thou Shalt Not Be Good at Everything”. That is to say, all the rules of an RPG exist to ensure that characters have limitations. And as written the open ended nature of the ability descriptions means that they don’t really have limitations, and the game mechanics like most rules light mechanics strongly reward going deep with an ability rather than broad with them. It’s much better to have 4 points in one ability than 1 point in 4 abilities. Indeed, no points or one point is just about useless as you really never what to test anything without a total bonus of 4 or better. (The reason for this is that if you have a bonus greater than 3, you can take the powerful step of removing cards from your hand.) Invariably there are going to be players that either have or develop game focused aesthetics and the desire to win who optimize and try to avoid failure, because that’s just one of the ways most players have fun. But even if they don’t, you’ll still run into the problem where it’s just not clear or there is going to be disagreement over whether the proposed action meets the definition of the ability. That is to say, at some point an ability ought to have limitations, otherwise what’s the point of having six of them or testing fortunes anyway? And that vague and unclear meaning is going to lead to table arguments. The author foresees this and advises the GM to simply allow the player to persuade them and give in, but I think that advice is really only going to be fully functional for one shots and otherwise for a limited number of groups with a limited number of aesthetics.

So I would advise anyone that is thinking about running this for a campaign to lay out what abilities can or can’t do in a somewhat more rigorous fashion or even slightly alter the definitions. Briefly, summarizing the lengthy descriptions, the six abilities as presented are conceptually: “Solving problems directly”, “Solving problems indirectly”, “Solving problems with your mind”, “Solving problems with your body”, “Solving problems by interacting with objects”, and “Solving problems by interacting with people”. A couple of things become obvious when you lay things out this way. First, these abilities overlap in a very non-traditional manner. They aren't discrete. Most things could fit in more than one category, which is I think the intention. Secondly, properly selected any two of these abilities covers pretty much all possible things you can do. And lastly, not all of these abilities are as broadly applicable and easy to employ as the others. In particular, “Bash” is defined so broadly as written that it covers basically all attempts to solve problems. It’s literally the ability of solving problems, and contrary to what expectations you may have from other games or from a name like “Bash” this includes even things like bribery or brute intimidation. I really struggle to come up with anything that is focused on task resolution that isn’t Bash. Implicitly, it doesn’t include running away supposedly the forte of its logical partner Scram, but since it is also the ability of moving fast then you can just claim that your goal is to be somewhere else and it’s able to do that to. Paired with Scram for the rare times you need stealth, and it’s easily the most overpowered combo in the game. Which is also why the ‘mage’ profession of Kook is the most overpowered class, since it not only gets the best combo of abilities it’s the only profession that starts with a logical space covering pairing. Next to Bash/Scram, the combination of Tinker/Wheedle is probably the next most broad while the Figure/Finagle pairing is weak and awkward. Figure in particular because as written it mostly involves passive ability rather than actual undertakings is awkward in play, and solving this often involves some sort of meta act like “Math is my friend” that robs the system of its intended power and creativity while blatantly breaking “Thou Shall Not Be Good at Everything”. The point of this digression is, if you don’t want the mechanics of the game to be defined by metagame wheedling of the GM, and you want to have nice pre-consensus at the table as to what ability any give player’s proposition is actually calling on, you should probably hammer down these abilities into maybe a bit more rigid of framework.

But that is ultimately the minor nitpick of a long time GM and rulesmith with the vice of “gobsplaining” everything in excruciating detail. This is a rules set I think every table top GM should own, so pick up the Quick and Dirty, play it, and if you had a good time buy this rulebook.

If the world collectively agreed to replace works of fiction with RPG rulebooks there is no doubt that D&D would take the place of Lord of the Rings, and Call of Cthulhu would obviously sub in for the book of the same name.

Goblonia, in all its encouraged chaos, and punk ideals would replace Sir Terry Pratchett’s discworld series. The atmosphere is oozing with the charm and frankly insane rules and laws which only a mind as brilliantly twisted as The Patrician could think up. Intentionally failing to add chaos to a scene is one of many systems in place to take the game master's control of a situation and tie it into a balloon animal. Want to get your crew past an alarm system? Sure, you could sneak past it; or you could intentionally set the alarm off with your face and when the guards come to see what’s happening have the rest of your crew jump them. The setting of Goblonia is drenched in the (or at least covered in the thick, not-so-liquid) water of the river Ankh; established boroughs recall you of The Shades, and even of the opulent Ankh itself with The Tops.

Summarising with a quote from the book the Hogfather

“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'

IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.

'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.

IT'S EDUCATIONAL.

'What if she cuts herself?'

THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”

This is exactly how Goblonia approaches RPGs; it’ll give a sword to a child because they asked for one, and its job is to give the child what they ask for.

Play this game if you like Discworld, or Hitchhikers Guide and want to generate the anarchic energy those books provide

If you are looking for a fun game to break out for one shots for new players, angsty teens, or just veterans looking for something different, you could hardly do better than have a copy of Goblonia on hand. It's silly, rules light, spreads out the spotlight to all participants, and is just about the perfect weight for a 3 to 5 hour session. I consider it one of the best rules light games I've ever seen, and unlike a lot of rules light story focused games it doesn't require everyone to be serious thespians to get enjoyment out of and add to the enjoyment of the game.

In fact, I would suggest that the money you spend for the Quick & Dirty edition might be the best value for your dollar you can spend at Drive Through RPG. The Quick & Dirty edition contains all the rules you need for running one shots, and there is really no reason why any GM shouldn't be willing to throw $5 in the direction of the content creator in order to get a copy. Seriously, almost anything else you spent $5 on would give you less enjoyment, and if you want to be cheap you can pick this up for $2.

I'll give a fuller review of the full rules, but if the thought of an evening playing bumbling goblin terrorists slash freedom fighters, engaged in futile acts of defiance in setting which is as ridiculous as it is grim and can be tuned to taste sounds like a good time, then pick up Gobonia Quick & Dirty. I don't think you'll regret it.

I bought this game a few years ago and have been itching for time to actually play it. This year I talked my group into a Halloween one-shot and we all loved it. We've tried other games for horror one-shots over the years and have never quite been satisifed with them. Character creation is easy - figure out an generic horror archetype/stereotype for your character based on the scenario, name 3 traits and give them bonuses, then pick a gear item. Done! You have a character in 5 minutes or so that you can invest in for a couple of hours and enjoy their eventual horrific demise instead of feeling like you wasted time generating stats and picking skills that didn't matter. (Or just use one of the many pre-generated characters in the books for the included scenarios - they're a pretty good selection of horror tropes already).

My players were a bit skeptical of the blackjack mechanic at first but once things got rolling everyone got into it (we had to find an online tabletop to have a deck of cards since we play virtually, but there are a number of them around these days). The card mechanic defnitely helped with creating a sense of tension around resolution that dice don't as the players had to choose to take cards or not - making it a choice instead of just random chance really helped with the feeling of having characters in a horror movie instead of an adventure game and helped set the tone of the whole game.

For a game that required nearly no prep work on my end (mostly thinking up the bones of a scenario and getting the rules straight to be able to explain to my players). It definitely requires some improv skills on the GM's part - the game gives good ideas for each room as you generate the House but weaving them into the ongoing story can require some quick thinking - and our scenario ended up like a goofy B-movie rather than truly horrific (but that may just be the group's preferences). Overall this is an A+ game and I can't wait to get a chance to do a one-shot of the follow-up game Starship Infernum and see how it works with horror in space.

I prepped and ran this just the other night. The group had a great time.

I would say that, as simple as the game actually is, I had to do more prep than I should have had to because the actual editing isn't very strong. References to rules are made in a sort of scattershot at times and things like the lists of Rooms and Obstacles aren't cross-referenced with the page-numbers containing their descriptions. Another idea would be to make a kind of flow-chart for the various results a Survival Test can have instead of bullet lists that don't 'flow'.

The black jack resolution mechanic is a little weird at first but it's such a universally known game that the group really latched on to it quickly.

Another review referenced the art being a bit cartoony and I'd agree, though that's not really a big problem.

Full Disclosure: WoD Changeling the Lost is my fav RPG, so this is absolutly intriging to me. I like how accessible this is, and it looks like it's rather easy to ramp up. it might be a fun quick one shot, but I can totally see a nice campaign coming out of this. This is totally going to be my gateway game for younger gamers! muahahaha!

The preview looks really cool. I'm looking forward to getting my hands on the actual game. I like the part in the preview where it talks about not dumbing down the language for children. All the different badges look fun too. Excellent.

Purgatory House is an excellent example of simple idea turned into an entertaining game. It pits a group of investigators/survivors against a house that is clearly there just to torment them. The gaming mechanics are kept simple by design so that Purgatory House works as a pick-up-and-play kind of game.

The essence of the book are the random locations of the House. They are vividly described giving the GM not only a fun game to run but a toolbox to be used in any kind of game where haunted house is needed.

As constructive criticism goes I think the game could have used a bit more coherent editing and maybe not so cartoonish illustrations. These both are minor details and do not hinder the actual gaming experience in any way.

To summarize - I really liked how this game takes a simple premis of a horror story and gives you the tools to run a quick game as effortlessly as possible. You do not even need maps for the house (and I would actually advise you against them). A solid gaming book.