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E.N. Armoury
Chainmail Bikinis

Written by: Ryan Nock
Art by: J.L. Jones, Matthew C, and Benjamin Richards

Now Available In Print!

Adventuring Never Looked So Good

From the company that brought you Bride of Portable Hole: The Book of Neurotic Fantasy, and the author who really wanted a feat called Bondage Attack in E.N. Arsenal - Whips, comes a product that brings the superficiality and vapidity of pop culture into the realm of heroic fantasy roleplaying.

The chainmail bikini is a classic image of heroic fantasy, but only now do we have the scientific understanding (and the rules) to explain how exactly it protects warrior women in battle. It's a secret that will revolutionize your gaming experience, and possibly get you dumped by your girlfriend.

This book of course contains the full-figured scoop on the chainmail bikini, but wait, there's more! In the pages that follow you'll find:

  • Statistics, history, and rules variants of the chainmail bikini.
  • Other sexy armour for women and men.
  • Rules to craft masterwork bikinis.
  • Pretty pictures.
  • Rules for conducting beauty contests.
  • The folk tale of the magical armor of Quick Don, priest of Elea.
  • And enough feats, prestige classes, and magic items of neurotic fantasy to choke a gnoll pimp.



This short PDF is fully bookmarked and ready for use in your fantasy d20 campaign, though if you use these rules too consistently, we'll worry about you.

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File Last Updated:
May 03, 2005
This title was added to our catalog on May 03, 2005.