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The Priestess Of A Legally Distinct Spider Goddess is a fully functional level 1-20 class with three sub-classes for 5e that allows you to play a priestess of a spider goddess who, and I cannot stress this enough, is a completely original character and any resemblance she bears to other spider goddesses created by other companies is purely coincidence.

A Priestess Of A Legally Distinct Spider Goddess is a support and debuff focused class whose main action on any given round is going to be to whip someone and they’ll either say “ow!” or “hooray!” depending on whether they were the Priestesses’ enemy or ally, respectively. She starts with an unlimited ability to hand out buffs loosely equivalent to the Cleric’s Bless with the caveat that she has to actually hit her teammates with her whip for 1d4+DEX slashing damage every time she does, and the buff wears off so quickly that she has to do it every turn.

Her light armor proficiency means she’s going to be wearing a lot of leather, if only because the PHB doesn’t have stats for latex, and her reliance on the whip - a finesse weapon - mean she’s going to want a decent DEX score, but even so her ability to tank is pretty middling and it’s expected she’ll take advantage of the whip’s reach to stay just behind the frontline as much as possible. The Priestess doesn’t kill her enemies, she has people to do that for her, and her own actions are usually better served hitting her own team for buffs or, if she is targeting enemies, doing so to slap debuffs on them rather than raw damage.

The primary mechanic of the Priestess class is dominant presence, an aura within which she can invoke her dominant presence with an Intimidate check for all kinds of buffs, debuffs, and spells. Whenever she invokes her presence, the DC to do so in the future rises, and only resets when she takes a long rest. This gives the Priestess a limited-use class feature like ki points or spell slots, except that exactly how long she can keep using it depends on how lucky she is and how high her Intimidate score is. This makes getting Expertise in Intimidation basically necessary, so instead of gobbling up your feats or requiring level dips, we just give it to you.

With the Priestess Of A Legally Distinct Spider Goddess, you can finally embrace the dream that every roleplayer has always held deep in their hearts: To be a seven and a half foot tall mommy domme in such a way as not to violate any copyrights.

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