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Something Is Wrong With The Chickens
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Something Is Wrong With The Chickens


Bryson Foods, Inc has taken everything from us.

We are Chickens.

We are Eldritch Horrors.

Make. Bryson. Pay.

One day, a portal opened to The Other, an indescribable dimension of Horror. Each of us began manifesting the traits of distant cosmic entities.

What is this?

Something Is Wrong With The Chickens is a one-page, rules-lite TTRPG of Chickens, Eldritch Horror, and Revenge for 2+ players, including 1 Chicken Master (CM).

SIWWTC Includes:

  • Quick and easy character creation
    • 6 Chicken Types - From Chicken to Turkey to the enigmatic Nugget.
    • 6 Eldritch Traits - Powers gifted from The Other. Which will we start with? How many will manifest in us?
  • An original 3d6 system where success comes from the combination of our Chicken and Eldritch natures.
  • Random tables that allow the CM to start a game in minutes. Crucially, this includes a rollable table of puns.

Inspired by the wonderful world of one-page RPGs and, in particular, Honey Heist by Grant Howitt.

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File Last Updated:
April 21, 2022
This title was added to our catalog on April 22, 2022.