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crapland. splatter edition (TROIKA COMPATIBLE)

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So stuff has changed.

crapland. IS art.

crapland. IS for sale. (NOW ON DRIVETHURRPG and no long for sale digitally anywhere else)

crapland. IS a setting for TROIKA!... yeah you heard me

crapland. has EDITORS NOW. LIKE PEOPLE READ THIS AND SAID YEAH LETS RELEASE THIS. MRC IS ON THIS JARRETT CRADER AND JARED SINCLAIR. (honestly Jarrett convinced me to even do this, working with MRC is fantastic, DO IT)

BUT WAIT THERE IS ALSO SPECIAL peeps.. they gave some CRAPPYadvice christian kessler and david n wilkie

crapland. Is more than crapland. was.

It is now a COMPLETE SETTING SO LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS TO FIND IT. Its 60 PAGES AND INTERNALLY CONSISTENT. YEAH IT TAKES ITSELF SERIOUSLY AND ONLY HAS ONE (1) FART JOKE IN IT. (There’s also a black and white version, because reasons)

I’ll go into what crapland. was but I’ll just paste in place, because hyperlinks are crappy.

crapland. WAS 6 crappy backgrounds for mundane mumblecore explorations into every day live. these people aren't real. they just are.

  • Shark-8: a shark, but a man, but also a shark. it's boring tho
  • Mel.: MEL FULL STOP. don't talk to mel unless u want the FULL STOP
  • Mok: a monkey. what more do you want from me. it's a monkey
  • Tela: toaster? computer? super computer.. maybe a super boring computer... leave me alone stop reading this crap
  • Riff: guitarist who is always late for his gig.. or something. does a good riff on his guitar tho.. maybe
  • Nope: i ain't telling you nothing.. nope. NOPE NOT A THING.

So WHAT IS crapland. Now?

  • Craptors have a full write up
  • D6 crappy adventures
    • Nope has a day out.. some errands to run, and has to get on the damned freeway.. an awful day indeed
    • Tela gets that dream bod they always wanted.. too bad it wants them back… a lot.. homicidally. 
    • Mok just wants to eat a banana
    • Shark-8 has a big surf competition coming up…. that bodes well.
    • Riff has a lot of gigs to attend to.. like blasting some sick riffs and delivering spicy fries.. how wrong could this battle of the bands go.. especially with some messed up orders?
    • Mel. Goes to the planetarium.. too bad for her the planets have shown up and want to abandon science altogether.. if they lose SCIENCE then they meltdown.. good luck when a gas giant is like “I DON’T BELIEVE IN NEWTON PHYSICS ANYMORE” FULL STOP
    • That’s all I’ve got for adventures.. stop asking.
  • D66 crappy items… they’re not good
  • D33 crap spells.. don’t cast them
  • D63 crappy reasons to get off the couch.. so don’t 
  • D63 crappy food in your crappy fridge.. it’s all terrible
  • D63 crappy shows on yer crappy tv… yeah turn it off.
  • D36 crappy effects from getting hit by a craptor knife… uh.. what does this even mean and what is a craptor
  • D33 crap effects from an interdimensional portal opening and letting forth another world that is decidedly less boring and much more cool where movies are decent and food tastes good
  • D63 crap jobs… you don’t need to get one
  • D33 crappy places to go… I wouldn’t go there either.

Oh and I’ve included versions a pristine version for you know.. for maximum un-gross feel.. and black and white.

legal crapland.

crapland. is an independent production by Orbital Intelligence and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council.”

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Credits

Writing - Sean Richer

Editing - Jarrett Crader and Jared Sinclair

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Dani J April 11, 2023 9:08 am UTC
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Woah updated files are way too heavy. Even the Squared version is lagging on my tablet. Can you guys compress the file?
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Sean R April 13, 2023 7:21 pm UTC
PUBLISHER
Thanks for the comment! Will take a look at re-exporting next time we’re in indesign!
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Dani J March 09, 2023 11:28 am UTC
PURCHASER
Hi I have purchased this edition on itch io while back. But after moving the title to Orbital Intelligence, the original publisher pulled down the entire file from the library and I can't gain access to it anymore. Is there any chance that I could have a comp copy here?
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Sean R March 10, 2023 10:34 pm UTC
PUBLISHER
Went ahead and made it PWYW! Hopefully that helps!
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Dani J March 11, 2023 5:54 am UTC
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Woah! Thanks
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This title was added to our catalog on October 08, 2021.