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Thicc as Thieves

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"A recent heist has left Thieves’ Guild Annex 109 with a bit more booty than it can handle..."

A two-page pamphlet module optimized for zero-to-minimal prep.
Written & illustrated by Billy Longino

Thicc as Thieves is an off-beat adventure involving a down-and-out thieves' guild annex under attack by a band of meathead monks. It is formatted as a double-sided tri-fold brochure that contains everything needed to run the module. It includes: 

  • A ready-to-run module suitable for ongoing campaigns and one-shots. 
  • A detailed thieves' guild hideout capable of being dropped into any classic fantasy campaign.
  • Jokes. Lots of dumb jokes!

(This scenario can be deployed in any urban campaign that allows for comedic escapades. PCs may need to be at least levels 3 to 5 to survive, or not—that's fine, too. Requires Old-School Essentials Core Rules.)

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Ed S June 10, 2023 2:19 am UTC
Love it.... the one thing I noticed though is your margins are a little off when folding into a pamphlet...
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ghostmouse _ March 21, 2020 10:13 pm UTC
Easily at the top of the most fun games I've ever played. It's hilarious. The story sets up the joke and the players fill in the punch lines. It's amazing how much of a game can be written on one sheet of paper. What's inspiring is how simple it is to work off of. It taught me (from a DM's perspective) the three most important factors of world-building: places, people, and a timeline. If you want to get better at writing campaigns and creating worlds, download this game and learn from one of the best. Also there's word he's writing more campaigns, so I'm definitely looking forward to those as well.
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June 11, 2020
This title was added to our catalog on March 10, 2020.
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