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Probabilistic Options for Obnoxious Player Simulation (POOPS)
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Probabilistic Options for Obnoxious Player Simulation (POOPS)

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So your worst player can’t make it today?

Well, that’s a damn shame. :)

Their character is still in the story though, so roll a d20 on the POOPS table and you won’t have to miss out on their “unique” play style.

Nearly every item on this list is something I have done in the past and only regretted in retrospect. So, if you resemble any of these remarks, you aren't alone. I learned to laugh at myself and you can too.

If you're clever and noticed that this sort of behavior is something no one actually needs at their table, congratulations! You just figured out what this is actually for.

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Ralf G September 08, 2019 9:59 am UTC
Well, there is at least one thing that I actually do and some that others in my group do. And we are all OK with that, because we are friends spending time together doing what we like. For example, we all love Star Wars quotes and we do not see them as bad behavior at the table at all. As such, the product is not really that useful or even funny for me, personally. I would feel rather empty if we mocked people behind their back to "improve" their behavior. Just my thoughts on this...
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This title was added to our catalog on September 07, 2019.