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Twenty Six Point Five Shades of Scarlet

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Twenty Six Point Five Shades of Scarlet

A collection of short gnome based gamer romance novels from the authors of Gnome Stew. Seriously, that is exactly what you are getting here. All profits go to Planned Parenthood.

From The Gnome Hunters

...and yet how could she lie to this man?
     “Raphael.” His name tasted foreign and exhilarating on her lips.
     “Please….I know what they’re after. And I know why.”
     He turned to face her and she saw some slight concern cross his
features. “Laila, darling, please tell me what you know. Anything that could
help me protect you is precious. Here.” He gestured to a sumptuous living
room with large cozy couches, and then, once she had sat, settled in next to
her angled in to face her. “Please.”

A few years back, we teased a collection of gnome-centric gamer romance stories on the first of april...

This year, we wrote them, and you can read them!

Pick up our collection of 4 short gamer romance stories, and help out Planned Parenthood at the same time. Alongside an up-front $150 dollar donation, the profits from this book are going to Planned Parenthood, so the more you pay for it, the more you benefit a service that helps thousands of people get health care for free or very cheaply. 

So, pick up a dose of gnomrotica and help out a great organization. You won't be sorry you did at least one of those things!

  • Scandal in Gnomehemia by Troy E. Taylor

  • The Gnome Hunters by Senda Linaugh

  • A Lady’s Beard by Matt Neagley

  • An Unlikely Hero by J.T. Evans

From A Lady's Beard

     “I suppose it has happened awfully fast. But it was right.” She
frowned a bit. “Didn’t even know I was a dwarf? What did you take me for?”
“Oh I don’t know. But my silly old uncle told me once that all
dwarven ladies have very fancy beards and you don’t have one. So I thought
maybe you weren’t a dwarf.”

     Then she shot me another of her smiles, “Your uncle wasn’t so silly.”

     And then she leaned down and whispered, her breath hot on my skin, and I
blushed the whole way to the very tips of my ears.

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January 24th, 2018
So a series of short fictions that basically no one should read, I printed these out and told my players that they're actual stories being printed in the world. That context change made it perfect for my game but honestly, I think they got a kick out [...]
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