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Orc to Ettin: “Turn heads and cough.”
Orc to Cyclops: “Cover eye and read chart.”
Orc to Goblin: “You are ugly and no one will ever love you.”

Orc Hospital is a story roleplaying game about a hospital run by orcs.
As patients come and go inside the hospital, doctors, surgeons, nurses, and even hypochondriacs meet, love, learn, die, and eat human babies. And sometimes, they save lives. Orc Hospital is a snarky homage to shows like Grey’s Anatomy where medicine comes last… but falling in love is enduring.

Think of it like a really bad TV Show, only this one has less Heigl.

Each game in the Protocol series is zero-prep for 3 or more players.
The game length is exponentially long, so games with more players take more time to complete. The Protocol Series requires a deck of poker cards as well as tokens to track drama points.

All Protocol Games are 100% GMless, require almost no preperation time, and use the same game system. There are over 50 games in the series, which means there HAS to be something here for you.

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jim P March 18, 2018 6:35 am UTC
I need to fix and update this. I completely forgot to do that. The walkthroughs are essentially the same for all Protocols, but I need to finish this one. Sorry about that. If you own any other Protocols, you know the walkthroughs are customized explanations of how to make characters and start play.
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March 17, 2018 1:52 am UTC
Both PDFs Table of Contents says there are 31 pages, but the last page number in the PDF is 27. The missing pages are the Walk through and the Character Sheets. Can these be found some where else?
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This title was added to our catalog on October 10, 2014.