This was White Wolf's April Fool's Joke for 2011. Below is the original text in its entirety. THIS IS A SCAN OF THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT.You can buy a full-featured PDF, or get it in Kindle or ePub format.
Sometimes my job at White Wolf requires me to dig around in our archives. Mostly I'm looking for a long-lost CD with a particular piece of art... [click here for more]