THE HATEFUL CRACKLE OF TOXIC SLIME CASCADES DOWN THE BACK OF SLIMECOPTER - MY ONE FRIEND IN THIS SYNTHETIC WASTELAND WE CALL HOME. HIS SEARING BLADES SHRED THE WIND AS WE SCOUT THE DEATH FIELDS BENEATH.
WE CRUISE THE SKIES, NOTING LANDMARKS, HAZARDS, POTENTIAL TARGETS. WITHOUT WARNING, A MOTE ON THE HORIZON SPARKS LIGHT AND SCREAMS TOWARD US. THAT BANSHEE... [click here for more]
Smoke rising from a furnace. The thick smell of burning coal and molten lava. A rhythmic clanging of metal on metal - K-tang! K-tang! K-tang!
With wild-eyed fervor, The surly warrior-blacksmith slams his nitro-powered mallet against a formless hunk of iron, transforming it into the forestock of his now-complete Triclops Sequencer rifle. The magic anvil upon which he works augments his expertise,... [click here for more]
Oozing blood slimes slither beneath your feet... the treacherous TV Man bares his electric teeth in wait of prey... a nightsmoke assassin licks his blade, cackling at the knowledge that only you can see him... technicolor hypno-bugs wipe your mind and implant wicked thoughts within the void... a leering contract fiend hands you parchment and pen, "sign here, and all this will be yours... and... [click here for more]
“Ladies and gentlemen, folks and freaks, welcome to the Blood Hole! I’m your host and organizer, Slizzo!” He bows as the crowd gives it their all. “And have we got a special night for you! Some of the finest warriors have come from across the galaxy to work together and test their mettle against our best and brightest!”...The sky erupts with the holographic face... [click here for more]
For thirty years, the abandoned lot in downtown Moc-Gila has rotted and festered. Over the decades, it's become home to snivelling astro-rats and the carnivorous sewer crabs that feed upon them. Shattered glass, criminal activity, and the smell of carbonized crustaceans (crisped by the astro-rats' defensive flame breath) have clung to this cesspit of a commercial site like flesh on fangs. Perhaps worst... [click here for more]