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THE HATEFUL CRACKLE OF TOXIC SLIME CASCADES DOWN THE BACK OF SLIMECOPTER - MY ONE FRIEND IN THIS SYNTHETIC WASTELAND WE CALL HOME. HIS SEARING BLADES SHRED THE WIND AS WE SCOUT THE DEATH FIELDS BENEATH.
WE CRUISE THE SKIES, NOTING LANDMARKS, HAZARDS, POTENTIAL TARGETS. WITHOUT WARNING, A MOTE ON THE HORIZON SPARKS LIGHT AND SCREAMS TOWARD US. THAT BANSHEE... [click here for more] |
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Smoke rising from a furnace. The thick smell of burning coal and molten lava. A rhythmic clanging of metal on metal - K-tang! K-tang! K-tang!
With wild-eyed fervor, The surly warrior-blacksmith slams his nitro-powered mallet against a formless hunk of iron, transforming it into the forestock of his now-complete Triclops Sequencer rifle. The magic anvil upon which he works augments his expertise,... [click here for more] |
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Oozing blood slimes slither beneath your feet... the treacherous TV Man bares his electric teeth in wait of prey... a nightsmoke assassin licks his blade, cackling at the knowledge that only you can see him... technicolor hypno-bugs wipe your mind and implant wicked thoughts within the void... a leering contract fiend hands you parchment and pen, "sign here, and all this will be yours... and... [click here for more] |
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“Ladies and gentlemen, folks and freaks, welcome to the Blood Hole! I’m your host and organizer, Slizzo!” He bows as the crowd gives it their all. “And have we got a special night for you! Some of the finest warriors have come from across the galaxy to work together and test their mettle against our best and brightest!”
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The sky erupts with the holographic face... [click here for more] |
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"Oh god, not that guy. I don't wanna mess with that guy at all. I've heard hundreds of horror stories about the King of Pain, and long before I die I'll be hearing a thousand more. Calm, ruthless, has a plan to kill everyone he meets. Yet every time I've seen people talk with the guy, he's just...polite. Relaxed, even. Always interested in the arenas he visits and the places they're built in. I... [click here for more] |
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For thirty years, the abandoned lot in downtown Moc-Gila has rotted and festered. Over the decades, it's become home to snivelling astro-rats and the carnivorous sewer crabs that feed upon them. Shattered glass, criminal activity, and the smell of carbonized crustaceans (crisped by the astro-rats' defensive flame breath) have clung to this cesspit of a commercial site like flesh on fangs. Perhaps worst... [click here for more] |
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...Gned knew he had to get out and figure out what caused that explosion. He ran out from the tower and around the corner of the trench. Blaydewyng was clashing blades with a towering beetle knight. The beetle knight held bucklers in two of his hands, a warhammer in the third and a rocket launcher in the fourth. He deflected Blaydewyng’s rapid slashes with the bucklers and raised his warhammer,... [click here for more] |
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...The first duel of the day was simple. The enemy wore a suit covered in mirrors, so Gned's laser pistol could not harm him. The battle quickly became a hand-to-hand brawl. Eventually, Gned was able to get a hold of his foe's heavy club and cave his head in with it.
The second duel was much more difficult. Gned battled a fiery anger elemental. The two combatants dodged and weaved between... [click here for more] |
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Open up a spectacle of disaster on the competition. Barrel into the weakened opposition for position. Quicker than a gunshot, I reload ammunition. Moving faster than a foolish man's superstitions. I found a mission in crushing your dreams in the dust for a living.
Front of the pack in a matter of moments. Setting up traps for attacking those rodents. I'm lapping all these lackey opponents.... [click here for more] |
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Gned inspected the large gun in his hands. His only clue to its function was the words “BOGO RIFLE” printed on the barrel. For a moment he considered swapping it for a large axe he saw mounted above the fireplace, but there was no time. Gned powered on the gun and shot a ghoul attempting to climb in through the blasted window hole.
As the crackling projectile splashed against the... [click here for more] |
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Illustration by Captain Ravioli
Oh, we’re in for a treat folks - Nailhead is fishing through his box. There’s that trademark chin rub - looking for the right tool for the job! Deathfang is poised for another pounce, but Nailhead’s got the gun pointed straight at it - one wrong move, and it’s a midair lobotomy!
My goodness, folks, he’s got the double-sided duct tape... [click here for more] |
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