Do you consider Excalibur a decent back-up weapon?
Is what you call "Improved Continual Light" what other people call "Sunrise"?
Do the gods ask YOU what's going to happen today?
Do you consider your dad multi-classed because he works two jobs to keep you in rulebooks and supplements?
Then scat. Shoo. Go away kid, you bother me. Ain't nothing to see here.
But if you remember the days when most of the game rules and stats could fit in your head, next to your imagination and sense of humor, you've come to the right place. Pull up a chair. break out your best 3d6 and d20 (that's all you'll need), open up your snack locker, grab a pencil and a character sheet (it has plenty of room to customize it yourself), and allons bebe, laissez les bon temps rouler!
Damn, the beastiary has no listing for vampire; that sucks. Oh, well...