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ROLF! BATTLE SCENARIOS STARRING THE MOST POWERFUL MEN IN THE WORLD:
PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES!

This special bundle product contains the following titles.



ROLF: Bill Clinton and the Secret City of Women
Regular price: $0.50
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 $0.33
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 Watermarked PDF

"TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN."

When former President of the United States Bill Clinton heard that SEAL Team Six recovered binders with pictures of six hundred or more sexy women from the lair of Osama bin Laden, along with a map to the secret city where the women lived. Bill, the biggest horndog to inhabit the White House since John F. Kennedy knew that he had found his holy grail. The Binders Full of Women would be his. Unfortunately, Bill isn't the only person hunting for the binders and the path to the secret city.

Bill Clinton and the Secret City of Women is a ROLF! supplement that sends Bill to Aghanistan on a quest to score bigger than any player has ever do...

ROLF: Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout
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 $0.33
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 Watermarked PDF

NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON!

Whether they're from down the block, or from the the planet Jupiter, Girl Scouts are a menace to President Clinton (and visa-versa) in Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout. Will his wife Hillary be able to save him from himself before it's too late? Plus, as a special bonus, Julian Assange, WikiLeaker-turned-cowardly crybaby and accused sexual predator, gets to meet some Girl Scouts as well!

Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout features a trio of Battle Scenarios for two gamers, ROLF! stats for Bill and Hillary Clinton, Julian Assange, Girl Scout Leader Mel, and the alien Girl Scouts from Jupiter and their leader Chairwoman Yalasha, as well as the exp...

ROLF: Dead Presidents
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 $0.33
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Abraham Lincoln & John F. Kennedy in a Battle to Save America!

When Adolf Hitler and Kim Jong-Il decide to destroy the United States of America from the Afterlife, only Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy can stop them!

"Dead Presidents" is a ROLF! battle scenario for 4 players set in the misty confines of John Kendrick Bangs' Hades (as described in Houseboat on the River Styx). It features statistics for Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Kim Jong-Il, and Adolf Hilter.

It's a Presidential Battle Royale!

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ROLF: Dragon vs. Tiger
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 $0.33
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 Watermarked PDF

THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! WHY NOT GO OUT GAMING?

Reportedly, ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to at some point during 2012. Since ancient peoples were never wrong about anything, we here at NUELOW Games are releasing a "Final Battle" every month this year until the end comes. This is The Final Battle #7. So far, so good!

Another thing ancient peoples got right was the fact that dragons hate tigers--a fact we learn from the Chinese Zodiac. Professional golfer Tiger Woods and his friends discover this the hard way when a Chinese dragon attacks with the intent of spilling Tiger Blood on the green and thus ending their ancient rivalry forever!

ROLF: George Washington Carver and the Nuts of Doom
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 $0.33
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 Watermarked PDF

The World is slated to end, so we bring you the Final Battle (#2)!

Some believe the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the world at some point during 2012, but there's uncertainty about when during 2012 the world is going to end. Just in case, we all die early, NUELOW Games is releasing a final ROLF! product every month this year, each with its own theory as to how the end might come. Real Gamers will go out rollplaying!

And while the Mayans may have predicted the End of the World, they did not envision the nightmare that Dr. Ghoul will visit upon the Earth if he succeeds in turning the world's women into men! They could not have imagined the horror and devastation that the Power of Peanuts ...

ROLF: Super Muslim Bros
Regular price: $0.50
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 $0.32
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 Watermarked PDF

WILL HE SAVE THE DAY?!

You cheered when he defeated international terrorists in "The Breast Hope for Peace"! You gasped as he saved Tiger Woods in "Dragon vs. Tiger"! Now, get ready for President Barack Obama's most exciting adventure yet -- "Super Muslim Bros"! The future of Egypt hangs in the balance!-

ROLF!: Super Muslim Bros takes on the reborn Egyptian revolution in a fashion so stupid that it could only be a NUELOW Games release. The product includes pre-generated characters, battle maneuvers, and traits not found in the core rulebook, and two all-new battle scenarios featuring President Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and President Mohame...

ROLF: The Breast Hope for Peace
Regular price: $0.75
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 $0.50
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 Watermarked PDF

Huda thought it was possible!

A bikini model ushers in hope, change, and the possibility of world-wide peace! Her simple act of posing on the cover of a magazine brings world leaders together as never before, and a Golden Age is about to dawn on Planet Earth. Well, unless terrorist suicide bombers and Martian Special Forces don't put a stop to this digusting outbreak of peace and harmony.

ROLF!: The Breast Hope for Peace was inspired by the real-world controversy surrounding model Huda Naccache's appearance on the cover of Lilac Magazine. Written with all the insight and sensitivity displayed in The Death of Osama bin Laden and The Pimp, the Protester, and the Po-Po, Steve Miller and L.L. Hundal proudly ...

ROLF: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters
Regular price: $1.75
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 $1.16
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 Watermarked PDF

When you just want to beat up on your friends without actually hurting them, ROLF! is the game to turn to. With quick character generation and a fast-moving combat system, it's a silly little game that puts the die-rolling in roll-playing games. With this game, you really get what you pay for!

Designed by Steve Miller (formerly of West End Games, TSR and a few other bankrupt RPG publishers) and L.L. Hundal (formerly of nowhere, because she's much too smart to enter game design on a professional level), this is the perfect game to pass the time while waiting for late-comers to arrive for the RPG session... or while you've been kicked out of the room, because the GM and another player or two are engaged in some secretive, story-based roleplaying nonsense.

 

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Total value:$5.50Special bundle price:$3.63Savings of:$1.87 (34%)
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This title was added to our catalog on February 14, 2016.