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The Chaos Gods Come to Meatlandia

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"The sheer creativity, imagination, goofiness, grossness, usefulness, and fun of this book, coupled with its strong and consistent theme of order putrefying into chaos while reality takes a lunch break, make this a must-buy for all you OSR freaks and geeks out there." Justin Stewart, Dragons Gonna Drag

Written for Lamentations of the Flame Princess, but compatible with all OSR systems, the world of Meatlandia is bloody and horrific and just a little gonzo. This is a modern OSR take on old Weird fantasy pulp worldbuilding. Materials include:

1 New City: Meatlandia, which is ruled by the Meat Lord and his juicy meat magic. The city seethes with intrigue as the stalwart Rust Lord and his warriors, the hidden assassins of Death's Hand, and the all too friendly cultists of Our Lady of Sorrows all vie for control of Meatlandia. Vast though their powers are, none of them are prepared for the great worms that swim up from the bowels of the earth.

5 New Classes: Meet the disgusting Carnomancer, the fourth wall breaking Chaos DJ, the charming Raconteur, the spider-headed Kaldane, and the reality altering Nexus Bard

42 New Spells for Carnomancy, which uses buckets of blood and metric shittons of meat and allows you to graft extra limbs or create meat men.

Also included are new monsters, nutritional supplements, magical meat items, hidden catacombs, lots of maps, and five game seeds to get you started playing right away. The shenanigans in this book are unbalanced, ridiculous, overpowered, and specially formulated to give you a night of the most enjoyable tabletop experience possible. We hope you enjoy it.

A Rust KnightKaldaneOur Lady of DarknessMap of Meatlandia
 
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Robert F December 15, 2016 7:50 pm UTC
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Am I missing something or are the kalian missing their xp progression?
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Ahimsa K December 22, 2016 2:48 pm UTC
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Good eye. They are supposed to level up as thieves/specialist but it got cut in editing and we didn't notice. We'll update the pdf but if you're playing a Kaldane just use the Specialist xp progression.
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